Laughter In Solemnity Pillows

'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Get crazy once in a while

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Magic Tricks

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Inkwell Genie.

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Pandora's Change Purse...

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"You taught me to laugh again!"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"