Laughter In Solemnity Gifts

'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Get crazy once in a while

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

This side is the gag reel.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Magic Tricks

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Pandora's Change Purse...

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Jim Carrey,

Inkwell Genie.

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'You're getting older... it's a common complaint.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Clive Anderson

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

"You taught me to laugh again!"

Johns Hopkins School of Best Medicine

Jokes machine.

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."