Laughs At Life’s Quirks Pillows

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

"I need to tinkle."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Missing my hair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

'Oh dear.'

Bad sea-legs

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

'I'd like to try some coffins.' - 'Let me show you our standard size.' - 'It feels a bit tight around the waist.' - 'How are you looking to die?' - 'I don't know, really.' - 'I'd recommend a wasting disease.' -

"Isn't it incredible that both of is, at this exact same moment are unemployed/"

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

General Dentistry.

Advanced Paper Training

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

'What's your wallet and keys doing in the refrigerator?'

"The most painful thing about the breakup was the tattoo removal."

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'

'Was that you who screamed?' - 'No, the dentist.'

New Graduate: Entering real life.

REcalculating...