Laughing At Quirks Pillows

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I need to tinkle."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"Your animal companionship is here!"

God with Earth Controller

"I'm a monster."

Cheesie Rider

"Overkill, dude."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"The usual."

Tasty.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Mummy Shrink.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Piano Prompt