Laughing Under Pressure Pillows

"Sorry, I spaced out. What were you saying about your life threatening emergency?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Hypnotoon

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"You came up in therapy today."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

This Side Up.

"I'm laughing on the inside too!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'