Laughing Through Pain Pillows

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Looks like another profit's warning

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

"Sorry, I spaced out. What were you saying about your life threatening emergency?"

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

"It's cooties."

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

"You sure you've done this before."

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

Hospital patient using his thermometer on the remote control.

'I don't want to catch whatever the heck you've got.'

Acupuncture

Truck collision due to incompetence

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

"People were confused by how we named the new variants so we're just calling this one the 'really scary new bastard'!"

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

'The good news is your ailment is named after me, the bad news is there is no cure,'

"The most painful thing about the breakup was the tattoo removal."

'Come, come, Mr Walker...it's only an inspection.'

"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

'Numb yet?'

New Graduate: Entering real life.

Volunteers discuss pains

'Was that you who screamed?' - 'No, the dentist.'

"You're it!"