Laughing In The Face Of Danger Pillows

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

"This stool shall pass."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Hypnotoon

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

'Nana!'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

"You came up in therapy today."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

The serious corporation

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

MD. We fixed your leg. It

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

This Side Up.

"Sorry, I spaced out. What were you saying about your life threatening emergency?"

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."