Laughing Under Pressure Prints

"Sorry, I spaced out. What were you saying about your life threatening emergency?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

"This stool shall pass."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Hypnotoon

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'Nana!'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"You came up in therapy today."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

The serious corporation

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

MD. We fixed your leg. It

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

This Side Up.

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Comic strip hospital patients.