Laughing At Life's Hiccups Pillows

Bad sea-legs

"I need to tinkle."

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Missing my hair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'My 'harrumphs' are losing their volume.'

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

'I'll have to reschedule your appointment -- the doctor had an attack of squeamishness.'

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

"Let's take a recess until counsel recovers from the hiccups!"

'Oh dear.'

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

'I'd like to try some coffins.' - 'Let me show you our standard size.' - 'It feels a bit tight around the waist.' - 'How are you looking to die?' - 'I don't know, really.' - 'I'd recommend a wasting disease.' -

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"

'The good news is your ailment is named after me, the bad news is there is no cure,'

General Dentistry.

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

Home brewing.

'I think we should reschedule, Bob's got the hiccups.'

"The most painful thing about the breakup was the tattoo removal."

'I hope you haven't been picking at it.'

"Of course - as a private patient you'd get little extras-like anaesthetic..."

'Was that you who screamed?' - 'No, the dentist.'

New Graduate: Entering real life.

REcalculating...