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"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Snowprov

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Cat Burglar

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Falstaff

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

TV jester.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

On the brink.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."