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"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Snowprov

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Cow's straw

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

TV jester.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Falstaff

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Wordplay: In The Bag.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

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'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Hamlet

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