Lather Artist Pillows

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

I quilt therefore I am

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

Stratigraphy

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'Once again, I fold.'

Separation Anxiety

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Knitted Kitty.

Formula One car origami

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

Printers

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"I love every single one of these."

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

Making Christmas Decorations

"It's a midriff warmer."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Sheep Knitting.

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Live Laugh Knit

Crocheting during lockdown

Spinning Wheel

Haircuts

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Artisanal Everything, Inc,