Lather Artist Mugs

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

I quilt therefore I am

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

Stratigraphy

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'Once again, I fold.'

Separation Anxiety

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Knitted Kitty.

Formula One car origami

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

Printers

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"It's a midriff warmer."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"I love every single one of these."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Making Christmas Decorations

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

Haircuts

Live Laugh Knit

Sheep Knitting.

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'I like doing shampoos, it gets your hands clean.'

Spinning Wheel

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Crocheting during lockdown

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

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