Lathe Operator Gifts

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Pushy Dog

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Crane fishing

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Time Clock

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I found another pothole.'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Betsy. Why you call you bulldozer "Faith"? Because she'll move mountains!

Digger.

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'