Lathe Operator Gifts

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Pushy Dog

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Crane fishing

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Time Clock

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'I found another pothole.'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Digger.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

A cheese grader

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'Unfortunately, it also makes the world's biggest mistakes.'

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'