Late Fee Antics Pillows

"Is this the First State Bank? I need a loan...about $1 million."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

Your library book is overdue.

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

Man looking at the cartes de visite of the lawyers in chancery lane

Law Office High Jinks

'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"Sorry I'm late, I was asleep when my alarm went off."

'Today stocks tumbled on the rumor that there is no Santa Claus.'

Teller - Hand over some money! I need to pay my bank charges.

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

Some airlines are charging for coffee and water. Brilliant efficiency, but also a threat. To us? We're a caf

Everyone smile and say FEES

"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it."

"Well, a million dollars isn't worth much these days ... unless you can get rid of the Internal Revenue Service!"

Messi and Tax Fraud.

"He's something new. Our phone bill now has a monthly stub perforation fee."

'Grabbit and Squeeze' - 'We Never Lose' - "Perhaps you didn't realise that our mission statement doesn't refer to winning cases"

'Just give me the ten bucks and look at it as another surcharge.'

Excess Baggage: Kenny beats the airlines' hated add-on fee system...for the moment.

"We'll take $10 off the monthly charge, but we reserve the right to slip it back in when you're not looking."