Sneaky Fees Detective Pillows

"He's something new. Our phone bill now has a monthly stub perforation fee."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'Now that we've lulled you with our no-haggle sales policy, our finance manager will apply heavy arm twisting for dealer add-ons.'

Stealth Taxman

'This isn't a flow chart. It's our fee structure!'

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

Power theft on mobile phones

Airline Charges

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'

"The practice nurse's assistant's assistant will see you now."

Houdini Goes To A Medium.

Tempo - Announcing our new free call offer! 'There's no such thing as a free launch.'

"We are prepared to offer you a compensation package that includes a significant portion of the Western Hemisphere."

'Would you mind stopping by my house on your way home? -- I'd like my Mom to see your report card before she sees mine.'

'Yes, it is a one way mirror... but a cheap one.'

'Watch him, Dewey! He's taking a big lead!!'

Angel - Free counselling for agnostics

'Do you really think the sweepstake people are going to award you a million dollars when they misspelled your name on the mass mailing list?'

"Can you throw this away for me?"

"Okay, everybody. . . ! Just move along. . . Nothing to see here. . .!"

'Me? I'm waiting for my parents to leave so I can watch something I'm supposed to watch with parental supervision.'

Flirting woman taking money from a man's pocket.