Sneaky Fees Detective Prints

"He's something new. Our phone bill now has a monthly stub perforation fee."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'Now that we've lulled you with our no-haggle sales policy, our finance manager will apply heavy arm twisting for dealer add-ons.'

"I'll show you mine, if you show me yours."

'This isn't a flow chart. It's our fee structure!'

Stealth Taxman

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

Power theft on mobile phones

Airline Charges

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

'Hey! He's wearing shoes!!'

"We are prepared to offer you a compensation package that includes a significant portion of the Western Hemisphere."

"The practice nurse's assistant's assistant will see you now."

Houdini Goes To A Medium.

Tempo - Announcing our new free call offer! 'There's no such thing as a free launch.'

'Would you mind stopping by my house on your way home? -- I'd like my Mom to see your report card before she sees mine.'

'Yes, it is a one way mirror... but a cheap one.'

'Watch him, Dewey! He's taking a big lead!!'

Angel - Free counselling for agnostics

'Do you really think the sweepstake people are going to award you a million dollars when they misspelled your name on the mass mailing list?'

"Can you throw this away for me?"

"Okay, everybody. . . ! Just move along. . . Nothing to see here. . .!"

'Me? I'm waiting for my parents to leave so I can watch something I'm supposed to watch with parental supervision.'

Flirting woman taking money from a man's pocket.