Hidden Fees Detective Prints

Stealth Taxman

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Unusual Offers

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'But what do you sell?'

Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

"Today the CIA investigated the FBI's investigation of the IRS' investigation of Trump."

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

'How did I become Vice-President? You ask...I came up with the logest list of fees to charge bank customers.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Now he can say he ran it by legal."

"Terrible. It's just terrible. He's the third accountant I've hired to calculate my per diem."

'This isn't a flow chart. It's our fee structure!'

'Thank you for you car expense claim . . .why are you wearing bicycle clips?'

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

'Oh God, trust security to have found the hidden agenda!'

What we talk about when we talk about the weather

'After I found out he was a cop, he just stopped calling. Too bad. I thought this time it might lead to something - other than an arrest.'

"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."

Proud to be a senior citizen and Just give me my damn discount T-Shirts.

Airline Charges

'The McCain-Palin ticket is now up two points in the polls over Obama-Biden.', 'Racism!', 'The Obama-Biden ticket is now up two points in the polls over McCain-Palin.', 'Sexism!'

"Try to get sick. I bought get-well cards at 50% off!"

'Do you offer a sidekick discount?'

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

A plain clothes fairy