Late Bloomer Pillows

'You're just an old person who hasn't blossomed yet...'

"I can't help you, Dear. I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up. "

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Happy Easter

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Growing a business....

"He's never up before eleven."

Niche Extracurriculars

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Sunblock

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Gravity wins - again.'

When the water's colder than you thought...

'Of course you're a failure! Look at you - seventy-two and you've never had a mid-life crisis!'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

The breakfast of teens.

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

The end is near. August. The end is near. August. The end is near! August. School starts (smiley face).

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

The Ice Cream Truck!

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

Old hippie

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'