Last-minute Marvel Gifts

Procrastinator's Leap.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

I love Harmonica

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"Turn down the bass."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'People soup again?'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Dick Van Dyke

Last-Minute Gifts

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'Cancelled Op last minute.com'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Less is less

"Oh my God, the mineral water!"

Man staring art in the face.

Christmas is Around the corner,

Rock on!

Convict playing the violin