Last-minute Marvel Mugs

Procrastinator's Leap.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

I love Harmonica

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"Turn down the bass."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"This is a blind audition, right?"

'People soup again?'

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Man watching a flower slowly wilt, and just as its about to die he waters it

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

Last-Minute Gifts

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Dick Van Dyke

'Cancelled Op last minute.com'

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Less is less

Rock on!

"Oh my God, the mineral water!"

Do you have to do everything at the last minute?

Christmas is Around the corner,

Man staring art in the face.