Last Day Of School Prints

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'This was faxed to me by Ricky Ames, who's still on Cap Cod. 'How I extended my summer vacation...''

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

Computer Room.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Pi Ala Mode.

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Exam

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'