Finishing School Year Prints

Super Student

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

Computer Room.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Do your research!

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Exam

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Now showing, at a University near you...

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'