End Of School Year Prints

"What the hell happened in P.E.?"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

Teacher faints: 'The day the entire 6th grade class turned their homework in on time.'

Critical Thinking....

'I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school...you're the teacher.'

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

Student to student: 'Our chemistry lab finals went well. The firemen just left.'

"I can't teach them anymore."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'They're jumping up and down on the couch in there.'

'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

'I know you were elected class president...'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"It's the last day of school. We have to clean out our desks."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'That's your report card and might I add you need to try a little harder.'

"I'm feeling fine, Mrs. Green! I haven't had to say, 'pay attention' once today!"

'It's an optical illusion. From the front of the room, they're all busy students working on computer projects. From here though they're all busy playing internet games.'

"If you give me a good grade in summer school I'll give you a good grade on rating my school teachers."

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'