Last Day Of School Mugs

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'This was faxed to me by Ricky Ames, who's still on Cap Cod. 'How I extended my summer vacation...''

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

Computer Room.

'But I digress...'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Pi Ala Mode.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Do your research!

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Exam

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...