Last Day At School Mugs

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Exam

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

Super Student

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'