School Days Prints

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Storm poised to hit the mid-Atlantic Coast...'But this time it's a school day!'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Today we learned to count to one.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'A dog ate my homework.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"It's a mobile."

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

I drive, therefore I am.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."