Lassoing Legend Pillows

'Had there been no horses.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"This stool shall pass."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Lasso

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Punch Initials - O

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

Lariant Art.

Monday. Restaurant. Daily special. Steak. Tuesday. Hamburger. Wednesday. Homestyle meatloaf. Thursday. I know this is your favorite restaurant, and I guess it's okay to eat here again today ... but tomorrow we'll probably need to find someplace else to eat! Daily special. Cream of meatloaf soup.

Learner Riders

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

Where bikini wax comes from.

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

"Cripes! I keep forgetting I work from home now."

'Why don't you go out and get some fresh air? You've been stuck in the house all day.'

"The shrimp alfredo you made a few weeks ago?"

Lemming Holidays: Closed due to Family Bereavement

Cheese maker

Flightless Birds in a Balloon

'Soup of the day.' 'Cream of Monday.'

'Tomorrow's bad for me...How does Wednesday look on everyone' calendar...to attack the wagon train?'