Lassoing Pillows

Lasso

Learner Riders

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Punch Initials - O

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Hip Operation

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Why are you texting instead of working?

"What are we doing today?"

Bassoon musical instrument.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

Ubear.

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

Lariant Art.

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

Wassailing!

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'

"Cripes! I keep forgetting I work from home now."