Lassoing Pillows

Lasso

Learner Riders

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Human Resources Dept. When the boss says you're on the "short list" for promotion, it's not a crack about your height.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Punch Initials - O

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Hip Operation

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

Cracked Down Upon by Government? There's an App for That.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Why are you texting instead of working?

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"What are we doing today?"

Bassoon musical instrument.

'Fishing's not a whole lot different than being a cowboy.'

"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

Lariant Art.

Ubear.

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"She's diversifying her portfolio."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?

Why are you encouraging Teddy to play Lacrosse? Baseball is much calmer. Lacrosse totally exhausts him. Exactly! A tired boy is a harmless boy.

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

Wassailing!