Large Family Logistician Gifts

'And we offer a discount for bulk purchases' - salesman selling babygrows to the old woman who lived in a shoe.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Trade Show Sherpas

How Amazon was invented

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Supply Chain

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Drone Baby Delivery

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

Ad Valorem

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Undersized Load

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"I had half a date last weekend."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

Ape Lab. Really?! Those guys are going to test our intelligence?! They want to see if we'll use a ladder to get the banana. They say they're testing our problem-solving ability. Hey, Frank, we can't do the experiment today ... The ladder won't fit through the doorway!

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

"Now it's really not a good time to be asking for annual leave!"

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'Special Delivery!'

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck