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'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Not that net!'

City Boy.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Zoom Wedding

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

He still refuses to upgrade.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I'm binge working tonight."

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Zoomies call.

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."