Laptop Lore Enthusiast Mugs

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Not that net!'

City Boy.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

Thank God It's Friday.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Zoom Wedding

He still refuses to upgrade.

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

"I'm binge working tonight."

The internet, an open window to the world right in your living room...

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

Zoomies call.

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."