Laptop Enthusiast Mugs

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"That's not what it says on the Web."

'Critico, ergo sum.'

'Lately, I have made so many mistakes that I think my life needs a big control-z.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Are you still working on that?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Not that net!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'