Laptop Enthusiast Mugs

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"That's not what it says on the Web."

'Critico, ergo sum.'

'Lately, I have made so many mistakes that I think my life needs a big control-z.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Are you still working on that?"

"Attention, everyone. After many years of sittng here with his laptop, Ed Fessler is retiring form our coffee shop. Let's hear it for him."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Not that net!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'