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'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Staff Yearbook

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Instead of cubicles, we call them interconnected productivity centres.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...