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Danaelect: 'I've created a universal language that'll lead to world peace! It's called Danaelect.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

' A good idea '

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Eureka!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Bright idea

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Raincloud Umbrella

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Walking Luggage.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Creative department

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'