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"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'i's' and cross the 't's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Trial by Media

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

If nobody had invented graphics

Gay Times...

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Local News in Heaven

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Reporter #6: television.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."