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Evolutionary Verb Tenses. Past. Present. Future Imperfect.

Grim Reaper teaches dead languages at university,.

Penitentiary. "Attemptimg to escape prison" ... That's an incomplete sentence!

A Puppet Named Juan

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Hmph. College kids.'

Campaign for Plain English

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Victor Hugo

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Shakespeare was bisexual

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."