Language Professor Mugs

Grim Reaper teaches dead languages at university,.

A Puppet Named Juan

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Hmph. College kids.'

Campaign for Plain English

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Shakespeare was bisexual

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'