Language Teacher Mugs

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

Gramma Police: 'Will work four food.'

'I miss the good old days when all we had to worry about was nouns and verbs.'

Night School Enrolment

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

Never say goodbye say ciao!

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Barking in a second language.

"Ain't no way y'all shuld be here if ya don't speak English real good!"

"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Communication issues.

'No use talking to him. He only speaks Latin.'

'I'm glad I wasn't born in France. My French is terrible.'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"Still studying foreign languages?" "Moo?"

'Why can't we just say lingua franca in English?'

'I'm sorry I don't understand a word you're saying...'

Spanish speaking English department

'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'

'Ici on parle Anglais'...'Ici on se rit de votre fran?ais.' ('We speak English here'...'We laugh at your French here')

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

'You flunked French?' 'Yes, there was too much Pierre pressure.'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

In China, Alphabet Soup can be a choking hazard.

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"With so much business coming from China he thought he'd get ahead of the curve and learn a bit of the language...but it turned out to be a lot trickier than he thought... He was trying to wish them a joyous Quingming festival, but actually told them to l

'I was an amateur 'wordsmith'. Then I turned semi-pronoun.'

Teacher and pupils.