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"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

Gramma Police: 'Will work four food.'

'I miss the good old days when all we had to worry about was nouns and verbs.'

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

Night School Enrolment

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Never say goodbye say ciao!

Barking in a second language.

"Ain't no way y'all shuld be here if ya don't speak English real good!"

"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."

Communication issues.

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'I'm glad I wasn't born in France. My French is terrible.'

'No use talking to him. He only speaks Latin.'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"Still studying foreign languages?" "Moo?"

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

'I'm sorry I don't understand a word you're saying...'

Spanish speaking English department

'Why can't we just say lingua franca in English?'

Teacher and pupils.

'Ici on parle Anglais'...'Ici on se rit de votre fran?ais.' ('We speak English here'...'We laugh at your French here')

In China, Alphabet Soup can be a choking hazard.

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'I was an amateur 'wordsmith'. Then I turned semi-pronoun.'

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'You flunked French?' 'Yes, there was too much Pierre pressure.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

"With so much business coming from China he thought he'd get ahead of the curve and learn a bit of the language...but it turned out to be a lot trickier than he thought... He was trying to wish them a joyous Quingming festival, but actually told them to l

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