Language Mistake Spotter Pillows

Quality Control

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

MENSER the high IQ society

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'The problem with working with pirates is understanding them: They talk really strangely...'

"Turn to page 12 for our non-binary singalong."

Frank, how is "rhetorical" spelled? Hey, that's a non-rhetorical question!

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"No you idiot! I said to get a brain, not bran cereal!"

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)

Grim Reaper enters classroom where he teaches dead languages.

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"Good ephening."

'I'm afraid he has sweeny flu.'

Handicap

'They argued over the ordering of a cutty sark.'

Protection Plan for Ancient Stones - 'Why don't they just make them stop touring?'