Language Mix-up Aficionado Pillows

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"I stand corrected."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Staff Yearbook

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Do it write the first time.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"They're home...the party's over!"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Scouse For Beginners

Spellng Bee

Proof Reading

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Enoch Powell.

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

Exclamation Marks Chasing the Question Mark.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Correct Spelling Lane.

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"...this new policy is a credit to mumbo jumbo."