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'Duck.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

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'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

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An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Look! There's Santa!'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

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"John, the bees go on the outside."

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

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'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"Oops."

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

'Talk about climate change - I've just heard the first kookaburra of spring!'