Language Marauder T-Shirts

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"I think the milk's off!"

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

Manuscripts.

The Canada Geese decide to travel way down south for winter.

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'But you're the one who told me to learn one new word every day.'

ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ

American man on holiday

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

The Commandos go shopping

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

'The menu's in French with no prices and he orders the wine. Let's see how he handles pressure.'

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."