Language Marauder Mugs

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"I think the milk's off!"

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

Manuscripts.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ

'But you're the one who told me to learn one new word every day.'

The Canada Geese decide to travel way down south for winter.

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

American man on holiday

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

The Commandos go shopping

We've been social distancing. As small groups start to meet, we're going to let other letters fill the space between us. It's risky. We could find ourseles "failure" or "fake." Or "fire" "France" would be fun. Maybe it's not the right time for that yet. I'd also like "fame" or "fortune." Those are good, but I think it would be hard to do better than "fudge"!

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

'The menu's in French with no prices and he orders the wine. Let's see how he handles pressure.'

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'