Language Funster Pillows

"Clean up on isle 1."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Pirates

The TROU of the Baroque

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

The last of the mullet.

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

"That is six feet."

Person playing the cymbals.

Dressed as Tins

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."

"My French is OK but you should really see my Reportese..."

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

Twins

"I don't care how much you saved. This is the LAST time we fly on vacation with a budget airline!"

The ozone and the ozone layer.

"I didn't bring an apple, so how about a fruit roll up?"