Language Artist Gifts

How a poet works

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'OH my God! LANE,call the police,it's a jumper!!'

Fair and Square

A Puppet Named Juan

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Frederic Chopin

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Caricatures $20"

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'