Language Artist Mugs

How a poet works

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'OH my God! LANE,call the police,it's a jumper!!'

Fair and Square

A Puppet Named Juan

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Stick them up...'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Frederic Chopin

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Caricatures $20"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'