Landfill Worker Gifts

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Future garbage truck driver.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Mail's here."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Dog traps the postman.

'Grrrr....'

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Nuclear waste.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

The Great Rainbow of China