Landfill Worker Gifts

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Future garbage truck driver.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Grrrr....'

Nuclear waste.

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'