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'Don't tell me you're am mammal too?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The Origami Society...

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Travelling

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"